...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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