i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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