Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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