Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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