the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings