Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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