Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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