Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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