He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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