you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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