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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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