The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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