Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He kissed a someone with a penis
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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