Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
