Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We left an ass print on the piano.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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