She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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