look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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