Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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