So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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