You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
