Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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