we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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