He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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