just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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