If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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