You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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