Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Randomize
