He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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