who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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