Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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