In the future we'll all be gay
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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