is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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