Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I love you.
Bad choice
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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