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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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