she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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