Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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