Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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