why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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