marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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