just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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