Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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