So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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