Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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