Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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