I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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