Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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