TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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