All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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