so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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