Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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