He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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