She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Your penis caused this!
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