I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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