This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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