Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
How external is "for external use only"?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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