Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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